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A lot of people here will get this. My wife, who holds the key, and I took a weekend car trip away from home, leaving on Friday morning. On our drive back today, we pulled over for gas and to use the restroom. Without giving it much thought, I attempted to pee standing at the urinal in the men’s room. Big mistake—urine sprayed all around me, and suddenly I recalled that I can no longer stand up to void. Since being locked away roughly six weeks ago, I haven’t been anywhere with a urinal, so I hadn’t really considered it before. After cleaning myself up, I shared the story with my wife once we were back in the car. She laughed heartily and remarked, “You have to pee like a girl now!”