Hi everyone, I got my new birdlocked classic (50 mm) today and wanted to share my initial thoughts. It arrived just a few days after ordering from JT’s Stockroom, which is quite good service. That said, I was hoping for at least one more week of masturbation before the lock went on permanently. As noted in my previous post, I am self-locking here because I want better control over when I masturbate. I haven’t been able to satisfy my wife properly lately, even though staying hard and pleasuring myself is easy enough for me. So while having this device excites me, there’s also a bit of fear regarding losing that freedom. It seems like that’s the essence of this lifestyle.
It’s Friday now, so I’m heading home from work to spend the weekend with my wife. Since we haven’t discussed it yet, I’ll need to remove and hide the device before walking through the door. My plan is to put the lock back on Monday when I drive out for another week of work in a hotel room—plenty of time alone, but not as much freedom anymore. If things go according to schedule, I won’t be allowed to masturbate next week until my dice roll permits it.
I secured it a few hours ago and haven’t encountered any major issues others have mentioned here. Putting it on was tricky; the first attempt failed because both testicles wouldn’t pass through initially as shown in their video demo. It turned out I used too much lubricant, preventing me from pulling my scrotum through the ring properly. After washing most of it off, I succeeded on the second try. For future reference, water might be a better choice for lubrication.
Sizing was another concern initially. Based on their string method, even the largest size (53 mm) seemed too small to fit me comfortably. However, as-is, it fits well enough—very snug without being uncomfortable at all. It feels like that velvet glove of the Mistress: starting to squeeze ever so slightly to remind you she’s present. There is absolutely NO WAY this can be removed without also removing the lock, which I haven’t done yet. The device sits comfortably whether sitting, standing, walking, climbing stairs, or driving. Urination has been fine too (though only while seated so far); it exits cleanly through the front slot and doesn’t seem to retain any urine at all, unlike some other reports. Lastly, it looks completely discreet; pointing downwards, it does NOT resemble an erection as one user had noted.
That’s everything for now—I have to run! Check back here for more updates later on. Regards.