My wife and I are arguing over whether I get a full orgasm or a ruined one, and if I stay locked up after climaxing or can wait until January 1st.
I gave my wife four slips of paper, told her to pick one for our outcome. Her options were:
- Full orgasm with lock-up afterwards until Valentine’s Day
- Ruined orgasm with lock-up afterwards until Valentine’s Day
- Full orgasm and unlocked until Jan 1
- Ruined orgasm and unlocked until Jan 1. I’m not sure if that allows me to masturbate or if it relies on the honor system.
I didn’t want to know her choice right away; I prefer discovering it in bed about two hours from now. I’ve taken a Viagra, have my new Fleshlight (which my wife bought), and am ready for whatever happens.
Originally, I was going to just get a full orgasm and remain unlocked indefinitely, but then my wife uttered the magic words: she is doing this because I asked her to. After 5 years, I still worry that she does things thinking it’s what I want rather than what she wants. In a way, that shows love, but after such a great sex life, I really want her to enjoy herself for once.