A few of you might remember that I bought a Birdlocked, but the fastening broke within hours due to a common issue. I’ve finally fixed it. The clear strap has been swapped out for a sturdy nylon cable tie, which can be tightened and undone as needed. Once I found the correct length for the tie, I drilled a small hole in it so that a luggage padlock could fit through—a nice one with soft rounded corners, rather than the unpleasant sharp-edged one that came with the Birdlocked.
So last night, I got locked into it and handed over the keys to She Who Must be Obeyed. Damn! It turns out she’s just as good at this as I was afraid of. She undressed as if getting ready for bed, tossed me her dirty knickers (“for company”), grabbed her vibrator, and went off to sleep in the spare room. Her instruction was that I need to bring her a cup of tea first thing.