People usually discuss more serious or general subjects, but does anyone have any humorous ones to share?
Last week, after reading a post about someone tying their submissive in front of the TV and leaving him to watch Say Yes To The Dress while they went out, I decided to try something similar with my subby.
I had him come upstairs and tied him to the bed. I did everything correctly: secured him tightly, moved his phone and remotes away from reach, and set him up for a movie. His absolute favorite film of all time (which happens to be my current favorite that he can’t stand—the new horror movie The Nun). I always tease him with this movie, so I thought it would be perfect. I turned it on without telling him what it was. Ironically enough, he knew immediately which movie I had chosen and started complaining about the film ahead of him and how much he didn’t want to be stuck watching it. He tried to get out but couldn’t. It was ideal.
I left to take a shower, thinking I was so clever, that he’d remain there, and we would have some fun before I untied him.
Instead, while I was in the shower, I heard noises suggesting he was trying to escape (or had escaped). I spent what should have been a relaxing shower worrying that he would break free and burst into the bathroom to scare me and get me back. It didn’t happen, but when I returned to our room, he was gone.
He had gotten out in less than 10 minutes. Clearly, I need some knot-tying practice or better toys to keep my subby secured. He is good with knots, and I am clearly terrible at them. My plan failed!