As the holiday season draws near, we figured it would be enjoyable to give “Twelve Days of Christmas” a spin. If you’re unfamiliar with the tune, it describes someone getting increasingly wild and larger amounts of gifts over the twelve days before Christmas.
According to the lyrics, Day 1: one partridge in a pear tree Day 2: two turtle doves, plus that same partridge in a pear tree Day 3: three French hens, two turtle doves, and one partridge in a pear tree … By following this rule, on the twelfth day, the recipient accumulates 121 partridges, 112 turtle doves, 10*3 French hens, and so forth. Since we are a kink-friendly community here, we wanted to add a kinky twist and were seeking suggestions! For instance, Day 1: one locked up cock Day 2: two spanked balls, plus that same locked up cock Day 3: three teasing edges, two spanked balls, plus that same locked up cock … To avoid the song becoming tedious to list out by day twelve, we created a straightforward template. We assume each day includes the tasks from previous days. 01: one locked up cock with one hidden key 02: two spanked balls 03: three teasing edges 04: four minutes of smooching 05: five dirty textings 06: six Tumblr captions 07: seven slaps while stroking 08: eight minutes of groping 09: nine minutes footrub 10: ten spanks per buttcheek 11: eleven flogs and croppings 12: twelve minutes edging. Of course, this is all for fun. You can adjust each daily task as time and life permit. The tasks within a day can be done in any order, and there’s no limit to doing more! Hope you like the concept; we look forward to seeing your own versions!