sticking with the vibe of that ‘Hot things your keyholder has said’ discussion, I’d like to start a new thread about some fun little games couples can play together. This one caught me off guard. It almost went into the hot quotes thread, but it didn’t feel quite right there.
Here we go:
Some time ago, I picked up a bag containing around 20 assorted dice sets from Amazon. Here are two of them. Image
Back when I was younger, I adored dice and used to play ‘Top Secret’ (a modern-day D&D style game focused on spies or secret agents) with my friends.
Anyway, this happened last night. She has her own set which I gave her. “Do you want me to give you a blowjob?” “Yes!” She pulled out an icosahedron die. “If your roll is higher, you get the blowjob; if yours is lower, it’s time for bed.”
I rolled a 9… (Not great, considering there was roughly a 45% chance I’d win.)
She rolled a 14.
Darn…
She laughed and said, “No blowjob for you tonight.” She grabbed my testicles and started massaging them. “Time to head to bed. Hopefully better luck next time the mood strikes me. Good night, honey.”
