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Tonight is my wife’s Christmas gift to me: a list of twelve tasks she wants completed.
- She’ll ring her bell when it’s time for me to shower and shave off every bit of body hair.
- I need to take a full-dose Viagra pill.
- Head into the bedroom, lie in darkness, and wait for her arrival after her TV show ends.
- Offer my rear end up for her new Christmas cane—not the candy variety!
- Don those panties and bra she purchased as gifts.
- Give her a body massage.
- Expose my nipples for the Talon Clips while she applies Icy Hot to my testicles.
- Perform oral on her, but stop at edging a few times. When she’s ready to climax, hand her the vibrator so she can finish herself off, all while humiliating me by explaining why BOB (battery operated buddy) outperforms both my tongue and penis.
- Once she reaches orgasm, I’ll lick the vibrator clean as usual before washing it up.
- Back in bed with a warm washcloth to wipe her vagina dry.
- She unlocks me then keeps edging me repeatedly until I’m begging for mercy.
- After tidying the sheets, brew her coffee and set out a plate of cookies for selection.
I picked up one of those Wedge pillows from for my wife. They make it easier to get into different positions and also lift my butt high enough for canning duties. If you aren’t familiar with these contoured foam cushions, I highly recommend checking their site videos demonstrating proper usage. Start by looking at the standard Wedge model.